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Rant on Unsubscribing to Emails

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Rant on Unsubscribing to Emails

Mary McGinnis, Design Editor

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It all began with making an account for a small project, but now, it has become a battle between me and my inbox. Every day, I receive anywhere from one to five emails from them. Many people would solve this problem by simply unsubscribing using the link within the email, so naturally, I checked the box that stated I would never get any more updates sent to me.

I went to sleep that night completely relieved that I would never see another nonsensical email from this company until the end of time.

Boy, was I wrong.

I awoke to find yet another email from this company. I brushed off the incident, and rationalized that perhaps my request had not been honored yet as I had only unsubscribed the day before. Clearly, this was not the case because, to this day, I am still getting emails from this company.

So I have decided to compose an email to send in response to the next email I receive from this company:

 

To the company that has recently become my worst enemy,

If I click “Unsubscribe” on the next email you send me, I mean it. It’s not a joke. It’s not a lie. I really don’t want any more emails from you. Just seeing your name in my inbox puts a repulsive taste in my mouth, and, quite honestly, ruins my day.

Do not send me any more emails from this point forward, or I will have to resort to sending you an unending stream of ridiculous emails, similar to what you have done to me.

Sincerely, your worst enemy.

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